How Moses Got The 10 Commandments

Please view this in the context that it has been portrayed, ie., light humor - it is just that there are too many religious bulletins coming out and the mind is getting out of hand.

Hence the below...

The Lord went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make Your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for Living.'

Can you give us an example?' 'Thou shall not kill.' 'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord Said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.' 'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said, I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord Said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.' 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are They?' 'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'

There, that should offend just about Everybody.

Once again, this is just a joke and it is not an intention to hurt any specific person, or religion... some of my best friends are from the religions mentioned above, and they did have a good laugh at this...