There was this chief somewhere in the dark continent... and he was constipated....
Aftr the 1st day, he send a runner to go get his personal medicine man...
The medicine man asked the runner..what the problems was... he says...
"Big Chief, No Sh*t"...
So he send the Chief some local laxatives and told the runner to tell the chief to take 2 pills...
Unfortunately there was no improvement in the chief's condition... so he send the runner again to the medicine man...
This time he told the runner to tell the chief to take 4 pills...
Again there was no improvement and the chief had problem cr*ppin...
Nextday, he screamed at the runner and said .. if there is no improvement by tomorrow, both you and the medicine man would be tomorrow's supper..
The runner, scared stiff explained this to the doctor..
The Doctor calmly advised him to tell the chief to take 8 pills, knowing the strength of the pills..
The runner on the way thought, instead of the 8 pills, what if the Chief took the entire bottle... this way, there would be adefinite result and he could surely save his head..
So he advised the chief.. to consume the entire bottle..
Next day, the runner came running faster than usual to the medicine man....
When asked about the problemm...he couldn't speak... finally when he came to..
He says... "Big Sh*t No Chief"....
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