11th Sept - India

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Hey, isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning on World War III"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

(This is supposed to be treated as a joke, and pardon me if it has caused offense to anyone..)

11th Sept - Pakistan

Musharraf calls President Bush on 11th Sept and says - Mr President, I would like to express my deep condolences to you. This is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings and so much loss... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..

Bush says what buildings? What people??

Musharraf responds.... Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush says it's about eight in the morning...

Musharraf curses and says oops...will call back in an hour!

 (This is supposed to be treated as a joke, and pardon me if it has caused offense to anyone..)

11th Sept - China

The Prime Minister of The People Republic Of China called on President Bush to console him after the dastardly attack on the Pentagon.........

"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. However, should you need copies or you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."

 (This is supposed to be treated as a joke, and pardon me if it has caused offense to anyone..)